I sat looking at old pictures and as I
pondered the images a smile came across my face. This adventure started the day my daughter, the nurse,
exclaimed, “I’m going to Guatemala…where is it”? So I goggled a map and without thinking said “ I would
like to do that…but not with a blood and guts medical team…perhaps go and build
houses or fix stuff.” Little more
was said…but it gave me a proud feeling to think that my baby girl was going to
spend her vacation time helping the less fortunate. The next day
she phones and informs me “they want you to go because there is lots of stuff
to fix.” Now here is my dilemma.
On one hand I don’t really want to go…but on the other I don’t want to hear the
judgment day accusation “you say no
when I asked you to help ME?”
After a considerable pause I stammered, “OK…when do we leave”.
Now I really started to question my
decision and contemplate my concerns.
What do I pack? Who are
these total strangers I am going with?
What tools will I need? Will I get sick? How will I communicato?
Packing
Not wanting to
take my expensive name brand tools I opted to purchase new ones from my
favorite disposable tool store, Harbor Freight. Amazingly, everything I needed
was “on sale”. That had to be a sign.
Stopping at
Goodwill I bought twenty-five pounds of children’s clothes to bring me up to
the maximum weight limit. Throwing in three of my best old work shirts, a toothbrush,
a never-been-used “Diccionario” I latched my bag. I struggle to lift another huge
duffle bag of some kind of medical supplies, dust off my passport and I’m off.
A two and half
hour plane ride later we touch down in Guatemala City. Then after a test of our
patience we board the bus to Patzun, approximately 45 miles west. This takes two
hours even with a bus driver who’s obviously in training for the “Indy 500”.
Walt Disney could not have come up with a ride to equal this one. With both
hands grasping the seat in front and heart in throat, I catch glimpses of the
beautiful mountain countryside patch worked with hand cultivated fields of
corn, broccoli and other vegetables nestled in every available spot with less
than a 45 degree slope.
Arriving at the
orphanage/clinic we encounter a small crowd of people patiently waiting for surgery,
which is scheduled for the following day. Dressed in a brown habit, the nun in
charge, Madre Reyna, welcomes us with a warm greeting and a smile that does not
need to be translated into English.
We immediately
unpack the medical gear and start setting up. Before I can even ask what needs
to be fixed I am summoned to the O.R. to rig up a “Lap-chole?” camera and
monitor. Fortunately I have “duct tape”---the universal repair/assembly tool of
choice. After securing the monitor with a generous amount of D.T., I hook up
the lines for the oxygen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide and check for leaks. This
is followed by a plethora of other small seemingly “no-brainer” jobs.
As far as our
accommodations I can say with a certain degree of confidence that Frank Lloyd
Wright was not the architect on this project. The rooms are unheated. The walls, ceiling and floor are not insulated. The inside temperature was exactly the
same as the outside: highs 70, lows 49 degrees F. The shower is reported to not have hot water. Hot showers are at the top of the
nurses’ list of items to be fixed. The shower has only one unmarked valve, which delivers cold
water, very cold water. There
is a small “on demand” gas water heater across the room that is plumbed to
nowhere. After unlocking the
secret of lighting the pilot, I simply connect a garden hose to the heater and
duct tape the other end of the hose to the existing cold-water showerhead. The news of hot showers excited the
entire team.
Inspect
hospital beds and determine problems. The drive coupling between the electric
motor and the jackscrew that raises and lowers the bed is broken beyond repair.
Madra Reyna, the head nun is a
“git-er done” kinda woman. she takes
my drawing of the part and my explanation (in sort of a pig-Latin Spanish) and
indicates she knows who to call in Guatemala City. If they have it…my favorite
driver will be going to town at noon and I can ride with him. To my surprise
she locates the part. Uncertain of the cost she gives me 1500 Quetzals with
instructions “we speak later” I know what that means…it means no bar hopping
with the change. I have no idea how much Q1500 is. It seems like monopoly
money. Off I go with a stern
warning from the nurses “do not eat anything along the way”. Oh Good! We are not going in the “big”
bus that all 14 of us came in, it is a little Mitsubishi van probably designed
to hold 7 passengers…that makes good sense. As we leave I notice this is not
way we came. We go to the other side of Patzun, stop at a typical walled-in-building
with locked gate. Polo, the driver, gets down and knocks on the big steel doors
and out comes an attractive woman dressed in traditional village garb and a
smile that would warm the coldest heart. She says something and motions us to
come in. She ushers us into the kitchen, sits us down and serves us a bowl of
soup, something wrapped in a leaf and a Pepsi. My soup contained the only piece
of meat I can see. Clearly I am being given preferential treatment. With the
warning “do not eat anything” fresh on my mine, I think, there is no way I am
going to refuse this kind of hostility regardless of the consequences. Lunch
finished, I notice lots of people all dressed in their Sunday best. How
thoughtful of them to see us off. Wait a minute, they are all getting in the
van and as the 18th person climbs in, the little van squats on it axles. Then,
Polo and I squeeze in. No need for seat belts or holding on this time. After a two-hour
ride back to Guatemala City, we drop off the passengers and proceed to zigzag across
the city hopefully toward our destination. I struggle to maintain some sense of
direction, strain to find street signs or any markings to help keep my
bearings. It is then I notice we are at the corner of “Una Via” and “Una Via”. As a matter of fact every street is
named “Una Via”. That is when I
knew we had to be lost. Fortunately the traffic was only going “one way” and
before long we arrived at a gated and locked entrance. Polo has to announce our arrival and an
attendant finally comes to let us in. We climb the stairs and enter an office
like you would see in an old black and white movie. One lone girl to whom I desperately try to explain what I
need with seemingly little success staffs the fortress. After a frustrating few
minutes she hands me a bag, which has been sitting on her desk throughout the
entire episode. In it is exactly
what I need. At least she is
polite enough not to laugh out loud. Actually she is apologetic as she hands me the bill. 693.00 Quetzals for the two little
plastic parts. Unshaken by the
amount, I pay the bill with the “monopoly money” I was entrusted with and we
depart. It’s only later I learn
the correct exchange rate and determine than I have spent about 100 dollars for
a couple of plastic parts. Wow! Hospital beds are kinda like airplanes when it
comes to repair parts. We returned
to pick up our passengers, and after a lengthy delay we all started back to
Patzun. Now I feel as if I have
experienced how real Guatemalans travel.
On Day three…the beds
I need to work on all have recovering patients in them …so I turn my attention
to the TV in the children’s dining room mounted high on a bracket along with
the VCR and DVD player. After some
sign language…actually it’s more like that game where it’s a book, a movie, or whatever…the
children all shout “escalera” and a ladder appears. Climbing up I connect all the wiring for the peripheral
equipment to the tube and pop in a Spanish copy of “ANTZ”. A cheer rises from
the crowd in the room as all eyes stare at the screen. The little faces shine
with delight…it’s an image words can’t describe and a feeling that warms me to
the core.
The next
project is installing a new antenna. We start by searching for a mast,
cannibalizing a rusty leg from an old swing set and attaching the new “mast” to
the old one. It’s sort of a Huck
Finn/Rube Goldberg arrangement of wire, duck tape and swing set parts, perhaps
more abstract art than engineering. Truly, necessity is the mother of invention. After some trying moments, I am able to
cobble together one contiguous piece of coaxial cable…attach one end to the TV
and the other end to the abstract art. Now, for the moment of truth…power on, remote in hand but
still no signal available from the antenna. What could be wrong? I push every button
on the TV and the remote; I exhaust every ounce of my engineering knowledge and
all my years of technical experience with no success. Just then Dr. Juan
appears, presses one button on the remote and instantaneously the screen comes
to life. In my amazement I blurt
out, “How did you do that?” “I’m a doctor”, says he. These things require a superior mind, he inferred. “Yeah! a
doctor or a nine year old" I retort. And in his characteristic good humor replies, “There’s not
much difference between a doctor and a nine year old”. Touché! When you are right you are right.
And so it goes;
there are just too many sights, experiences and impressions to put on paper.
All the
children were clean and dressed in serviceable clothes. Their admiring little
faces had such happy smiles. They played with simple toys; kites (a bit of
string tied to a plastic bag) sticks and old leaves. They used their
imagination. Something I fear may be lost to a generation of kids who grow up
with video games that leave nothing to the imagination.
The Guatemalan
people are naturally beautiful, unmarked by tattoos and body piercings.
There was an
obvious absence of obese people and their faces showed character…probably from
years of working in the fields.
The sight of a
woman in traditional dress, a bundle of fire wood balanced on her head, walking
along the roadside talking on a cell phone brought the realization that there
was a strange mix of the old and the new.
Alas! It’s was
time to go home. I put on my ruby red slippers, clicked my heels together three
times and said, “There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home,
there’s…”
The strangers I
went with and the friends I came home with:
Dr. Vincente
Juan, Dr. Peter
Rojas, Alba Taft, Teresa Moreno, Nadia
Vargas, Eve Duhart, Linda Consuelo, Jamie
Jeansonne, Sandy Ruddick, Norma Martinez, Corina
Flores, Ruby Rodriguez.
Home again
where the streets are sooo…. wide, traffic goes both ways, and all the streets
have their own name.
Thank you Lord
Jesus, for blessing me so, and for letting me live in a place where I have no
fear of drinking from the garden hose. Amen
Memories of a
trip to Guatemala (October 2007)
Because I never gave one red cent,
