Thursday, June 19, 2014

Readers And Non-Readers


This world is made up of readers and non-readers.  To my disgrace I fall into the latter category.  I should have realized this long before now.  First grade should have been my clue…it was then, at the outset…I learned that language could be written if you mastered the strange markings that lined the walls just above the blackboard.  I knew I was in trouble when the teachers explanation of the sounds associated with each character was always followed with the disclaimer “except when” or “but not always”.  This compounded with the fact that I had absolutely no interest in writing…pointing and grunting had served me quite well.

Only later in life did my special-ed schoolteacher wife diagnose my condition as dyslexia.  Little did I know that my brain was wired incorrectly.  I just thought all reading and writing looked like a crossword puzzle upside down.    

To say the least I struggled with school. Fortunately math and science held my interest and by the grace of God and a sympathetic Dean I graduated…although I had to promise never to divulge the name of the University. 

On the other hand my schoolteacher wife is a reader.  She likes to read and I like to listen to her read. 

Dear Lord Jesus,

Thank you for the reader wife.
That you put in my life. 
She is that and so much more.

While You’re greatest gift of all.
You pick me up when I fall.
For You are the one that I adore.

Amen

Sunday, June 15, 2014

Where Is Guatemala?


I sat looking at old pictures and as I pondered the images a smile came across my face.  This adventure started the day my daughter, the nurse, exclaimed, “I’m going to Guatemala…where is it”?   So I goggled a map and without thinking said “ I would like to do that…but not with a blood and guts medical team…perhaps go and build houses or fix stuff.”  Little more was said…but it gave me a proud feeling to think that my baby girl was going to spend her vacation time helping the less fortunate.   The next day she phones and informs me “they want you to go because there is lots of stuff to fix.”  Now here is my dilemma. On one hand I don’t really want to go…but on the other I don’t want to hear the judgment day accusation  “you say no when I asked you to help ME?”  After a considerable pause I stammered, “OK…when do we leave”.

Now I really started to question my decision and contemplate my concerns.  What do I pack?  Who are these total strangers I am going with?  What tools will I need? Will I get sick? How will I communicato?

Packing
Not wanting to take my expensive name brand tools I opted to purchase new ones from my favorite disposable tool store, Harbor Freight. Amazingly, everything I needed was “on sale”. That had to be a sign.
Stopping at Goodwill I bought twenty-five pounds of children’s clothes to bring me up to the maximum weight limit. Throwing in three of my best old work shirts, a toothbrush, a never-been-used “Diccionario” I latched my bag. I struggle to lift another huge duffle bag of some kind of medical supplies, dust off my passport and I’m off.

A two and half hour plane ride later we touch down in Guatemala City. Then after a test of our patience we board the bus to Patzun, approximately 45 miles west. This takes two hours even with a bus driver who’s obviously in training for the “Indy 500”. Walt Disney could not have come up with a ride to equal this one. With both hands grasping the seat in front and heart in throat, I catch glimpses of the beautiful mountain countryside patch worked with hand cultivated fields of corn, broccoli and other vegetables nestled in every available spot with less than a 45 degree slope.

Arriving at the orphanage/clinic we encounter a small crowd of people patiently waiting for surgery, which is scheduled for the following day. Dressed in a brown habit, the nun in charge, Madre Reyna, welcomes us with a warm greeting and a smile that does not need to be translated into English.

We immediately unpack the medical gear and start setting up. Before I can even ask what needs to be fixed I am summoned to the O.R. to rig up a “Lap-chole?” camera and monitor. Fortunately I have “duct tape”---the universal repair/assembly tool of choice. After securing the monitor with a generous amount of D.T., I hook up the lines for the oxygen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide and check for leaks. This is followed by a plethora of other small seemingly “no-brainer” jobs.

As far as our accommodations I can say with a certain degree of confidence that Frank Lloyd Wright was not the architect on this project.  The rooms are unheated.  The walls, ceiling and floor are not insulated.  The inside temperature was exactly the same as the outside: highs 70, lows 49 degrees F.  The shower is reported to not have hot water.  Hot showers are at the top of the nurses’ list of items to be fixed.  The shower has only one unmarked valve, which delivers cold water, very cold water.   There is a small “on demand” gas water heater across the room that is plumbed to nowhere.  After unlocking the secret of lighting the pilot, I simply connect a garden hose to the heater and duct tape the other end of the hose to the existing cold-water showerhead.  The news of hot showers excited the entire team.

Inspect hospital beds and determine problems. The drive coupling between the electric motor and the jackscrew that raises and lowers the bed is broken beyond repair.  Madra Reyna, the head nun is a “git-er done” kinda woman.  she takes my drawing of the part and my explanation (in sort of a pig-Latin Spanish) and indicates she knows who to call in Guatemala City. If they have it…my favorite driver will be going to town at noon and I can ride with him. To my surprise she locates the part. Uncertain of the cost she gives me 1500 Quetzals with instructions “we speak later” I know what that means…it means no bar hopping with the change. I have no idea how much Q1500 is. It seems like monopoly money.  Off I go with a stern warning from the nurses “do not eat anything along the way”.  Oh Good! We are not going in the “big” bus that all 14 of us came in, it is a little Mitsubishi van probably designed to hold 7 passengers…that makes good sense. As we leave I notice this is not way we came. We go to the other side of Patzun, stop at a typical walled-in-building with locked gate. Polo, the driver, gets down and knocks on the big steel doors and out comes an attractive woman dressed in traditional village garb and a smile that would warm the coldest heart. She says something and motions us to come in. She ushers us into the kitchen, sits us down and serves us a bowl of soup, something wrapped in a leaf and a Pepsi. My soup contained the only piece of meat I can see. Clearly I am being given preferential treatment. With the warning “do not eat anything” fresh on my mine, I think, there is no way I am going to refuse this kind of hostility regardless of the consequences. Lunch finished, I notice lots of people all dressed in their Sunday best. How thoughtful of them to see us off. Wait a minute, they are all getting in the van and as the 18th person climbs in, the little van squats on it axles. Then, Polo and I squeeze in. No need for seat belts or holding on this time. After a two-hour ride back to Guatemala City, we drop off the passengers and proceed to zigzag across the city hopefully toward our destination. I struggle to maintain some sense of direction, strain to find street signs or any markings to help keep my bearings. It is then I notice we are at the corner of “Una Via” and “Una Via”.  As a matter of fact every street is named “Una Via”.  That is when I knew we had to be lost. Fortunately the traffic was only going “one way” and before long we arrived at a gated and locked entrance.  Polo has to announce our arrival and an attendant finally comes to let us in. We climb the stairs and enter an office like you would see in an old black and white movie.  One lone girl to whom I desperately try to explain what I need with seemingly little success staffs the fortress. After a frustrating few minutes she hands me a bag, which has been sitting on her desk throughout the entire episode.  In it is exactly what I need.  At least she is polite enough not to laugh out loud.  Actually she is apologetic as she hands me the bill.  693.00 Quetzals for the two little plastic parts.  Unshaken by the amount, I pay the bill with the “monopoly money” I was entrusted with and we depart.  It’s only later I learn the correct exchange rate and determine than I have spent about 100 dollars for a couple of plastic parts. Wow! Hospital beds are kinda like airplanes when it comes to repair parts.  We returned to pick up our passengers, and after a lengthy delay we all started back to Patzun.  Now I feel as if I have experienced how real Guatemalans travel.

On Day three…the beds I need to work on all have recovering patients in them …so I turn my attention to the TV in the children’s dining room mounted high on a bracket along with the VCR and DVD player.  After some sign language…actually it’s more like that game where it’s a book, a movie, or whatever…the children all shout “escalera” and a ladder appears.  Climbing up I connect all the wiring for the peripheral equipment to the tube and pop in a Spanish copy of “ANTZ”. A cheer rises from the crowd in the room as all eyes stare at the screen. The little faces shine with delight…it’s an image words can’t describe and a feeling that warms me to the core.
The next project is installing a new antenna. We start by searching for a mast, cannibalizing a rusty leg from an old swing set and attaching the new “mast” to the old one.  It’s sort of a Huck Finn/Rube Goldberg arrangement of wire, duck tape and swing set parts, perhaps more abstract art than engineering.  Truly, necessity is the mother of invention.  After some trying moments, I am able to cobble together one contiguous piece of coaxial cable…attach one end to the TV and the other end to the abstract art.  Now, for the moment of truth…power on, remote in hand but still no signal available from the antenna. What could be wrong? I push every button on the TV and the remote; I exhaust every ounce of my engineering knowledge and all my years of technical experience with no success. Just then Dr. Juan appears, presses one button on the remote and instantaneously the screen comes to life.  In my amazement I blurt out, “How did you do that?” “I’m a doctor”, says he.  These things require a superior mind, he inferred. “Yeah! a doctor or a nine year old" I retort.  And in his characteristic good humor replies, “There’s not much difference between a doctor and a nine year old”. Touché!  When you are right you are right.

And so it goes; there are just too many sights, experiences and impressions to put on paper.

All the children were clean and dressed in serviceable clothes. Their admiring little faces had such happy smiles. They played with simple toys; kites (a bit of string tied to a plastic bag) sticks and old leaves. They used their imagination. Something I fear may be lost to a generation of kids who grow up with video games that leave nothing to the imagination.

The Guatemalan people are naturally beautiful, unmarked by tattoos and body piercings.
There was an obvious absence of obese people and their faces showed character…probably from years of working in the fields.

The sight of a woman in traditional dress, a bundle of fire wood balanced on her head, walking along the roadside talking on a cell phone brought the realization that there was a strange mix of the old and the new.

Alas! It’s was time to go home. I put on my ruby red slippers, clicked my heels together three times and said, “There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home, there’s…”

The strangers I went with and the friends I came home with:
Dr. Vincente Juan, Dr. Peter Rojas, Alba Taft, Teresa Moreno, Nadia Vargas, Eve Duhart, Linda Consuelo, Jamie Jeansonne, Sandy Ruddick, Norma Martinez, Corina Flores, Ruby Rodriguez.

Home again where the streets are sooo…. wide, traffic goes both ways, and all the streets have their own name.

Thank you Lord Jesus, for blessing me so, and for letting me live in a place where I have no fear of drinking from the garden hose.  Amen

Memories of a trip to Guatemala (October 2007)





Monday, June 9, 2014

Alaska




Alaska’s Susitna Glacier (63*26’00”N, 147*12’00’W)
One hundred and thirty five miles of bad gravel road and I had not seen a car, a person, a house or telephone pole. This place shouted; “Look at the breathtaking beauty that I have made.” It occurred to me that there was no way to deny the existence of God. Who else could do this but God? 

This picture...found during a rare office cleanup...brought back many grand memories of a ten thousand mile trip I made in the summer of 1996.  A trip was made in an old ’84 Nissan Sentra for which I paid $500.00.   I struck out with four bad tires, two bad CV joints and a perplexing problem that caused the engine to sputter out on occasion.   Some tools, a tent and a sleeping bag were stuffed into the back seat and an old hand-me-down bicycle was bunged to the homemade bike rack.  There was a two-fold purpose for the trip: one…to obtain my seaplane rating from a flight school located in Mouse Pass, AK.  Two…to determine the intermittent problem that caused the engine to sputter out…leaving the driver stranded until it wanted to run again.

All went well until I reached Yukon Territory…if you don’t count the numerous fainting spells that the engine took.  With each episode I would jumper out a different electrical component trying to isolate the problem. I was determined not to replace anything until I knew…without a doubt…what the problem was. Just before I reach Whitehorse a tire decided to let me down…so the trusty and well-used spare was pressed into service.  Then the CV joints that had been clicking around every corner for the last fifty thousand miles start to undulate in an uncontrollable fashion.  As I crept into Whitehorse looking for my automotives needs…I came across Robert’s Service Station, ironically located down the street from Robert Service’s historical home.  I was able to purchase a new tire that I tucked away in the trunk to bolstered my false security.  After combing through Sam McGee’s junkyard I located a couple of “not too used” CV joints.  After a lengthy and knuckle busting event…it was on the road again.  Yes, “There are strange things done in the midnight sun”.

After dealing with several more fainting spells, battling microscopic “no-see-ums” and gargantuan mosquitoes I arrived at my destination set up camp and spent the night under the Northern Lights.  

The next day my flight training started in a vintage floatplane.  The first two days there was more sight seeing than learning taking place.  We hop scotched from one secluded mountain lake to other isolated ponds…flying within inches of shear rock cliffs where an occasional mountain goat clung to the crags and shimmed over treetops on approaches to mirror like lakes where bald eagles perched.  Alaska’s rugged beauty is undeniable.    

What an adventure!  I returned home with many unforgettable memories, one new tire, a $12.00 part that fixed the fainting problem and two CV joints that work like new…not to mention my pilot’s license that now read “Single Engine Land & SEA…”

Thank you Lord Jesus for all my blessings.  Thank you for a memorable trip.  Thank you for the undeniable confirmation that you are alive and well.
I can only imagine that heaven is like an Alaskan summer without mosquitoes.
Amen.

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Dear Diary


I must confess that for quite some time now I have been trying to get a handle on what is happening.  It’s a feeling that I can’t seem to find the words to explain.  At first I thought maybe it was low blood sugar complicated with hay fever symptoms or…possibly…I was catching the flu…but the strange feeling has persisted for some time. In spite of my daydreaming…each day at Mass…the sensation takes hold of me and all I can do is hold my breath and clench my teeth in order to keep from crying.  As it subsides I get a tremendous sense of gratitude and awe.  Sometimes it hits me at the Consecration, sometimes during the readings and sometimes when the Eucharist is placed in my hand.  It is never at the same time, yet, it always makes it difficult to breath and impossible to speak. 

Dear Father God…so genteel
What could be better…this is ideal
Now and forever before you I kneel
I’m ready to sign up and seal the deal.

Dear Lord Jesus, I believe it is you that I feel
I come to your altar and partake of your meal
The emotions I harbor are hard to conceal
This sensation I have has to be real.

Come Holy Spirit, I make this appeal
Please fill me up with your zeal
And with your fire my heart anneal
For this I pray that you hear my spiel.

Amen 

Monday, June 2, 2014

Unbelievable Mosquitoes


In spite of my doubts, I have come to believe in a lot of unbelievable stuff and I am convinced that God can do whatever he says he can do…after all HE IS GOD.  I have no problem with the water into wine, the walking on water, or His presence in the bread.  BUT...The one thing I cannot believe is that he made mosquitoes.  Why did he make mosquitoes?  I cannot get my head or my heart around that.

Dear Lord Jesus

Thank you for the awesome rain
With the rain comes a little pain
While a blessing all the same
Your mosquitoes drive me insane.

When I stray and show the strain
Please forgive my words profane
It’s all too clear and very plain
This I know…it is YOU that reign.

Amen.