Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Brain Surgery

I’m well on my way to recovery after going through brain surgery. The new arthroscopic procedure is experimental. They removed my frontal lobe and replaced it with a donor frontal lobe from a chimpanzee. 
I must admit my cognitive skill have dramatically improved...especially my problem solving skills. The only side effect so far is an insatiable appetite for bananas and an overwhelming urge to scratch in the most inappropriate places.