Thursday, October 31, 2019

Land Of Plenty

 When you live in the land of plenty and are lacking in the self-denial department it is impossible to maintain a normal body weight.

And so a lifetime of overindulgence has gotten me to a rather uncomfortable place. 

I didn’t realize I was obese until my last physical when the doctor blurted out that ugly word...OBESE. It was a wake up call for me. Obese?  That’s how you refer to fat people. I cant live with the idea of being fat.  Overweight maybe...but not obese. 

So the Bluebell, the biscuits and the bagels had to go...no longer can I enjoy the best-baked breads. All the delightful deserts are out...no pecan pie, no pudding and no poppy seed pastries. I can no longer spend my time lying on the couch, staring into the refrigerator or hanging out at the “all you can eat buffet. It’s time to turnover a new leaf...literally choke down those leafy greens. Protein is the priority. 

Dare I say, even air up the tires on the bicycle and pedal down to the gym. 

Well, I’m happy to repotting it worked... twenty-two pounds in two months. I never realized I had any will power. It is so encouraging to be able to tie your shoes without coming up for air. Perhaps I can even reach a normal body weight with help from above.  It must have been that little prayer.

Dear Lord Jesus 

If it’s not to much to ask
Help me with my fast
I’ve never had much control 
In matters of the soul

But now I clearly see
Your stuff matters to me 
I want to live happily 
For all eternity 

Now that I can see
The glutton I used to be 
Here is my modest plea
That You be with me. 

Amen

Saturday, September 28, 2019

Overweight Is My Goal

For the last three quarters of a century I have enjoyed relatively good health. But on my last annual check up I was told that I have Pre-Diabetes. I’m assuming that’s what precedes the real Diabetes which has lots of side effects…one being “death”.

Apparently life has been good...too good. For it seems I have managed to gobble my way into the obese category. Obese is such an ugly word. I’ve never considered myself obese. I just thought I was carrying a little extra baby fat.
At any rate I have given up my crapulous life style and adopted a new one without cake, cookies or candy…no pizza pasta or popcorn. Not even bread, butter or Bluebell is allowed to cross my lips.  My fear is that I might grow long ears and a bunny tail if I eat one more leafy green vegetable. 
 
I think I’m having withdrawal symptoms because I wake up in the middle of the night screaming “Pizza Hut”.

Only two more pounds and I will achieve my goal of being overweight.  Normal weight is most certainly out of the question.  

I am told that my BMI has to be less than 30 to be overweight. So, as soon as I reach 29.999 I will be celebrating with large “Hot and Ready” Pepperoni or maybe I’ll go berserk at the all you can eat Golden Corral buffet.

Dear Lord,

You were good to me far too long
Now I have to sing a different song
Self-denial is not my forte 
But this is for what I pray.

If I can just die healthy and such
Hopefully that’s not asking too much
I know that I am old and gray
But before I must return to clay.

Please help me slim down a little bit
So the doctor want have a fit
I hope that this will be OK
But if it’s not I will obey. 

Amen



Monday, September 23, 2019

A Simple Pine Box

I like to build stuff and fix stuff. Fixing whatever needs fixing around the house…plumbing, electrical, cars, motorcycles etc.  It must be a God given talent.  Building stuff also holds my fascination.  I built a garage and made an addition to the house…literally.  No, I didn’t hire someone to do it. I drove every nail, attached every shingle, ran every wire and laid ever brick myself.  I even enjoyed building an airplane and flying it to Alaska.  I’ve always taken a certain amount of pride in doing stuff myself. 
Now, it might seem creepy to some but I decided to build a simple pine box…a box that would carry me to my final resting place.  To me it seemed like a no brainer.  Why would I pay somebody else to do something I am capable of doing myself?  And, Yes, I’m cheap.  Besides, standing it on end with some temporary shelves would make it a perfect bookcase for the office…until I need it for its intended purpose. 



Dear Lord Jesus

Thank you for your forgiving ways
I regret the days I was in a haze
Now for me the church bell chimes
Gone my world for all times.

In this pine box I now rest
I pray that I have passed the test
Now I long for your loving grace.
In the hope to see your face.

Amen.

Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Out Of The Barn

From out of the barn and onto the boulevards, byways, and back roads.
Nearly fifty years ago I sold my beloved 650cc BSA Lightning and my 650cc Triumph Bonneville…beautiful English works of art.  It was because of the never-ending maintenance, oil leaks and finger numbing vibration.  I opted for what I hope to be a more reliable brand of transportation…and it was.  My last semester of college I did not have to use a screwdriver, wrench or wipe up oil leaks the entire time...just get on and go. Then after college I got a job with a company car so the little 350 Suzuki was put away and pretty much forgotten.  The minutiae of life took over…children, jobs and stuff like mowing the yard.
Today, nearly fifty years later, I decided to dust off and drag out the forgotten motorcycle.  A new battery was installed, air in the tires and some fresh gas.  She started on the second kick.

Impressive!





Sunday, September 8, 2019

New Goals

I’m turning over a new leaf…and it’s a lettuce leaf, possibly spinach leaf…well any of the green vegetables…so I’m told.  This was not my choice but a choice forced upon me.  My new goal is to become over weight, according to the BMI chart I can add 8 inches to my height or loose 20 pounds.  I tried the stretching exercises. They didn’t work. It looks like I’m left with no other option.  The 20 pounds has to go. I have to get rid of this baby fat…I’ve got to get out of the obese classification into the over weight category.  It’s out of the question to go all the way down in to the normal weight range.  No more laying on the sofa and eating homemade pecan pie.  

Dear Lord Jesus,
Give me the strength to carry through 
With all the things I couldn't do.
For seventy years I've over indulged 
Counting calories I always fudged.

Now's the time to get it right 
To straighten up and fly right.
Don't let me show up at your gate
All fat and flabby and over weight.

Amen.

Saturday, September 7, 2019

Funerals

I find myself attending a lot of funerals lately and starting to realize the unavoidable truth of my own mortality.  It’s kinda scary.  I just never gave much thought to the idea of ME being hauled off in that long black limo.  Life is such a distraction with all the minutiae of getting from day to day.  What seems so important at the time is nothing in the overall scheme of thing when looking thought the binoculars of eternity. 







Tell me not, in mournful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream!
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
And things are not what they seem.

Life is real! Life is earnest!
And the grave is not its goal;
Dust thou art, to dust returnest,
Was not spoken of the soul.

Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,
Is our destined end or way;
But to act, that each to-morrow
Find us farther than to-day.

Art is long, and Time is fleeting,
And our hearts, though stout and brave,
Still, like muffled drums, are beating
Funeral marches to the grave.

In the world’s broad field of battle,
In the bivouac of Life,
Be not like dumb, driven cattle!
Be a hero in the strife!

Trust no Future, howe’er pleasant!
Let the dead Past bury its dead!
Act,— act in the living Present!
Heart within, and God o’erhead!

Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime,
And, departing, leave behind us
Footprints on the sands of time;

Footprints, that perhaps another,
Sailing o’er life’s solemn main,
A forlorn and shipwrecked brother,
Seeing, shall take heart again.

Let us, then, be up and doing,
With a heart for any fate;
Still achieving, still pursuing,
Learn to labor and to wait.



Thursday, September 5, 2019

Land Grab

Today we pulled the trigger on the purchase of a spectacular piece of property. It is a prime location with a wonderful view in a gated community.  It has all the amenities you will ever need including: beautiful oak trees, paved streets, all utilities paid, expect lawn care and no property tax…best of all…neighbors who will never complain.

When land in Manhattan is over $1,700.00 per sq ft we feel blessed to have bought at the unbelievable price of $16.25 per sq ft.
  You might say we bought the farm. 

Our new address will be:

Block 6 lot B, 5th Street
Resurrection Cemetery
Victoria, TX 77901


y'all come

Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Never Give Up

I’m not giving up on Christ’s church.  Sure there is bad stuff going on in the church…it’s a church full of sinners. Maybe that’s why I feel at home there.  But really!  The Catholic Church has had some really bad people, bad popes and bad priests in it over the years. Even from the get go…8.3 % of the Apostles, who were hand picked by Jesus Christ, turned out to be bad apples.  Eight point three percent…that’s one twelfth, Judas, turned out to be a bad apple.  And the others...they did not start out as saints.   
There are a lot of good people out there.  When you do the math it leaves 91.7% of them are on the good side...but they don't make the headlines. 
So I’m in it for the long haul…I’m all in.

“As for me and my house we will serve the Lord.”  Joshua 24:15

Monday, July 22, 2019

Waiting To Die

Yesterday, Fr. Pat’s homily was a pungent reminder of an obvious but much ignored reality.  He spoke of visiting the nursing home where the residents all had the same blank stare…that “waiting to die” stare…and he reminded us that we are all waiting to die; but we distract ourselves from thinking about dying with the amusements of this world. 

After nearly 75 years of avoiding this truth…I now find it harder and harder to distract myself with those thoughts.  The older I get the less interested I am in the things of this world…fast cars, motorcycles or airplanes…work, hobbies or vacations.  It no longer concerns me about what’s around the next curve, what’s over the next hill or what’s beyond the next cloud.  It has become more difficult to get excited about stuff and I spend more and more time thinking about the “Hereafter”…thinking about what I am doing or…more to the point…about what I am not doing to prepare for this up coming reality.   I worry about that quote from Matthew chapter 16.  “Whoever wants to be my disciple must deny themselves and take up their cross and follow me.”

I’m OK with the “follow me” part…but the “take up my cross” part…I am having trouble with.

I find myself just floating along enjoying all my many blessings…for which I am very thankful…but I am not really doing much to push the envelope.  I’m not sticking my neck out, not doing much to evangelize; I’m not being bold like the apostles.  I need to be all in.  My fear is that I’m lukewarm…and we all know what that means.

Dear Lord Jesus
Dare I pray you change my way
“Tail me up” as they say
Give me the boost I will obey
I need a push before judgment day.

Amen.

Monday, July 8, 2019

Owen Family Reunion (July4-6/2019)

Returning from my wife’s family reunion I navigated the crowded highways back home and mused over the events of the past several days. It was a wonderful few days with Mary’s relatives even with my lack of social skills I am always made to feel like part of the family.  
At past reunions I recall listening to my in-laws tell story after hilarious story and laughing so hard and so long my sides would hurt for days.

But this reunion was different.  It seems all the best storytellers have either passed away or have failing memories, faulty hearing and walking canes. 

The best storyteller of all was missing…my beloved mother in law…affectionately known as “Big Red”.  May she rest in peace.  Now, my generation has entered the autumn of our lives.

I was a little saddened as I hobbled my way from the car into the house.  It was a stark reminder that my time is limited…but I’m thankful for all the many years of Owen family reunions that I have been so blessed to attend.

May Our Lord, Jesus Christ, watch over the Owen family and all their children and children’s children for generations to come.

Amen.


P.S: Now, I'm told that the younger crowd stayed up late telling stories and laughing while I was fast asleep.  Apparently, I am officially old.

Saturday, June 29, 2019

The Baker's Rack

As the early morning light filtered through the cracks of the shutters...I sat staring at the baker’s rack with all the pictures of my wife and I...our children and their children.  Pictures of our parents, our patents parents and all of their children, grandchildren, great grandchildren and great-great grandchildren.

 I couldn’t help but think of how blessed I was as l felt a tear of joy making its way down the wrinkles of my cheek. 

Thank you, Lord, for all my many blessings. 
Amen. 

Back To A Different Time

I crisscrossed the Permian Basin in an effort to trace my childhood footsteps from classroom to classroom. 
Every grade, every year was in a different school, a different town as we moved from oil field camp to oilfield camp. 
That’s the way it was back in the ‘50’s when your father worked for a big oil company. 
First grade...Odessa, second grade...Stanton, third grade...Wink. 
I have some very vivid memories from my time spent in Odessa’s San Jacinto Elementary School and Humble Oil’s white slate house. But the challenge was to locate the very spot and all I had was a first graders sense of direction. 
My sister, three years my senior (a forth grader at that time) didn’t know either but her life long, horse crazy friend lived in Odessa all her life. One phone call later I had the exact house address. 
After several wrong turns I was standing in front of the house on 12th street. The typical white slate house identical to all the other houses in the camp was now wearing a dingy blue color, had a tree in the front yard and that little garage was about to fall down. I paused for a picture then headed off in the direction that I would pedal to school. And there it was...San Jacinto Elementary School...eureka, I found it. 
First grade was very stressful. The first day I remember being in line to register all by myself. Mom stayed home to take care of the younger children and my older sister, a fourth grader, just stuck me in line and left me. When it came my turn I was asked, “First name?” I got that one right; but then they asked, “Last name?” I was stumped …no one had ever explained that part I didn’t know I even had a last. “How do you spell it?….????” From that moment on I knew school was not for me. Luckily my across-the-street neighbor, George, piped up. He spelled my last name without as much as a stammer or stutter. I was impressed. How did he know that? He explained it was written on the front steps of my house; as was everybody’s last name who lived in the company houses of the oil field camp. I thought that was extremely astute of George and thought that he was going to be somebody someday. I think his last name was “Dubyuh”.
Needless to say first grade was a rude awaking. When I was a kid they didn’t have kindergarten, pre-k, pre-k-1, 2, 3, etc etc. 1st grade was where it all started. I had no idea there was an alphabet and the written word was news to me. It might as well have been hieroglyphics and for the most part still is. Now days teachers have labels for all sorts of learning disabilities--AD, ADD, ADHD, MR, OCD, and on and on. Back then there was only one S-L-O-W, and that’s what I was labeled. To make matters worse they thought it could be my eyesight so with only a mild optical problem I was given glasses to wear. I can assure you glasses will not fix “stupid”. Glasses will only slow the social development of a child.
As if all this was not enough my father, the engineer, being extremely practical and having a baby girl following my younger brother acquired a 20” girls bicycle and crafted a section of ½” rigid plumbing pipe to serve as a center bar disguise making the bike a “convertible” so to speak. Still in my heart of hearts I knew the truth…it was a girls bike and that played heavily on my mind. Then there was the “lunch box” issue. My parents wouldn’t let me carry a brown sack lunch like all the other kids. It had to be a lunch box. I’m not talking Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck lunch box. Oh! No! It had to be a black workman’s lunch pail like all the construction workers carried. To make matters worse I broke the thermos bottle. In the old days thermos bottles were made with a glass envelope...the same theory used in double pane windows. They had excellent insulating qualities but were extremely delicate and could not survive the fall from a 20’ girl’s bike as it crossed over the railroad tracks. My father, undeterred, purchased a “Stanley Stainless Steel” thermos with an unbreakable envelope and matching screw-on stainless steel cap/cup. There was only one problem. It was one inch taller than the lunch pail was long. Again undeterred, Dad neatly machined out a hole in the end of the lunch box. Voila! This allowed the thermos to be secured in its designated spot with the gleaming stainless steel cap protruding from the gable end of the lunch box and giving it the appearance of a miner’s flash light.
So there I was peddling my girl’s bike across the R.R. tracks to school wearing glasses and carrying a miner’s flash light…hoping against hope that the center bar would not pop out and expose me to the ridicule of my fellow classmates.
And there were other difficulties in that sixth year of life, For some unknown reason I decided to scribe a line around the entire outside circumference of our house’s white slate walls with a red crayon. Our house was one in a row of many identical houses that made up the oil field camp. I really think the red line gave our abode a certain notoriety that set it off from all the rest. It looked kinda like a high water mark…ironically in the middle of West Texas. Needless to say…this unleashed a tsunami of wrath and rage from my father. The fury of which was so powerful that I can recall the exact consequences of my actions to this very day. 

Stanton, TX
Now second grade in Stanton, TX was even more of a blur. The only memories of that time period were not the most pleasant. I still bare the scar on my index finger as a reminder to keep my hand out of the moving parts of a garage door. Then there were the mandatory naps Mrs. Gray imposed on us second graders...she apparently needed a break. I’m not sure why I remember the naps maybe because it was the only time I was awake during class. 

By chance I came across the Stanton museum and hoped they might have some historical maps or something that would assist me in my hunt for the house or school house for which I was looking. Turns out the enthusiastic museum curator...apparently excited about the fact that anyone wanted to know anything about Stanton’s history...pulls out a ‘52-‘53 school annual. And there it was...documented proof...I did in fact attend 2nd grade. Fortunately, report cards were not on file. 
She also put me in touch with Sara (7th grader at that time) a life long Stanton resident. Sara had a wealth of information actually more than I wanted to know. She described the exact location of the old Humble camp which had been bulldozed and now a trailer park occupied the property. The elementary school was still in the same place but new buildings made it unrecognizable. 




Wink-city limits, population 1006 according to the sign. The word “city” seems to be misused. 

The single structure school house has grown into a massive complex. The football field with it’s wooden bleachers now looks like a professional stadium apparently a testament to Friday night football. In West Texas, Friday night football is a religion and attendance is mandatory. 



Fond memories of recess, red rover, tops and marbles overshadow classroom activity...the teacher must have realized any attempt to raise my academic acuity was a waste of her time. I did enjoy the traveling science guy who froze a banana in liquid nitrogen then used it as a hammer to drive nails then at the end of the demonstration ate it. He also had a Van De Graaff generator...perhaps that’s what sparked my interest in electricity and physics. 
That was the year I got a real boys 26” western flyer bike. I remember good times at the camp playground. There was a slide that must have been three stories tall. We would sit on a piece of wax paper and careen down the polished stainless steel slide in attempt to reach warp speed and then plow into the ground with absolutely no concerns for our safty. Yes, those were good times, we rode our bikes without helmets, we drank from the water hose and traveled in cars without seatbelts. 
The electric train we got for Christmas was probably because Dad wanted it. He even mounted the track on a huge board and installed it in an old oilfield shed. I spent hour after hour playing with that American Flyer train. 
Then there was the car air conditioner dad built. His design was a ram-air plenum that extended over the top and spanned the entire width of the car. It stood nearly 12 inches high and the inlet, the entire front side, was opened and fitted with a porous pad. 
Built from galvanized sheet metal the long box, with a “u-turn” shape at one end, brought the ram air from the outside of the car down and around into the passenger side front window. 
At highway speed the oncoming hot dry air would be forced into the box though the inlet passing over a wet mat…which cooled the air by the evaporation process…then into the car. 
It was held on the top of the car with four pairs of suction cups and straps with hooks...borrowed from his car-top luggage rack. Everybody had a car-top carrier back then and every car had rain gutters (drip rails) to hook onto. 
The water reservoir, for wetting the pad, was a 5 gal can located in the trunk and somehow through an elaborate system of piping, plumbing and pumps it got to the box on the roof. 
Evaporative type coolers work well in dry climates. The larger the spread between the wet bulb (dew point) and dry bulb temperatures the better they worked. And it worked great in the dry West Texas air. 
There were a few drawbacks. First, it only worked at highway speeds because the air supply stopped when you stopped. This made sitting at red lights problematic. Second, in my father’s massive design, it allowed water to collect in the large roof top plenum. During a left turn the same forces that opened doors...flinging the unsuspecting out into the street...acted upon the lake of water producing a tsunami that would surprise and almost drown the front seat passenger. What memories. 
There’s not much left of the Humble oil camp in Wink. The camp’s water tower still stands exactly where it did but all the houses are gone. You can still make out the two abandoned streets that served the camp. Our house sat at the end of the first one, the back yard adjacent to the pipe yard where the water tower still resides. 
And so it is. 
How blessed I am to have such wonderful memories.

Tuesday, June 4, 2019

A Rose Is A Rose

A rose is a rose is a rose, no mater the name it smells the same.  

I am renowned for my lack of political correctness and lack of social skills. I also hold the world’s record for “most time spent with foot in mouth”…so what I about to say should come as no surprise.  

It is what it is.  Changing the name does not change the facts.
Using some politically sanitized label does not change the facts.

Snuffing out the life of an unborn child is murder.  See rule #5.  
“Thou shalt not kill.”

Murder is murder it still smells the same…it stinks.

I’m sure there are those who will continue to break the rules but it’s not right to support their bad behavior with tax dollars.

There I said it.
  
Lord, send some Jonah karma
Like walked the streets of Nineveh
Or show some repentance cinema
I’d rather skip the moral enema.

Some times it clashes
Those sack cloths and ashes
But perhaps it’s best we modify our dress
No need to stress just pass the test

Amen

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

35mm Negatives

Do you remember the old 35mm negatives that were stuffed in the package with the prints? 

I found a bunch in the desk drawer I was cleaning out. 
Holding them up to the light I strained to make out the images trying to recall the places and faces of whom I had photographed. 

This got me thinking about how much easier it is to perceive the situation when looking at the print, the positive, not the negative. 

And then I pondered the idea of all the man make rules and regulations.  

All the “thou shalt not” rules...don’t do this and don’t do that. 
How much easier it would be if we just stuck with two rules, the two positive rules Jesus taught us.

He said to him, “You shall love the Lord, your God, with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your mind. This is the greatest and the first commandment. The second is like it: You shall love your neighbor as yourself. The whole law and the prophets depend on these two commandments.”Mathew 22:37-41

This would work if I really looked at my actions and words with real love…and looked at every neighbor...searching for that little bit of Jesus hiding away in each of us.   


Dear Lord Jesus
When I’m down and feeling blue
And mucking about in a stew
All the times I’ve had no clue
I forget to call on You.

And when it seems a painful labor 
To truly love that dreadful neighbor
I need to ask this special favor
That I may feel Your love to savor.

So on this day I truly pray
That You might show me the way
To think of You when I stray
For my ransom You did pay.
Amen.