Monday, April 25, 2011

A Public Service Announcement


Warning
To all homeowners, apartment dwellers and whoever has access to a refrigerator.

Do not under any circumstances look on top of or touch the top of your refrigerator unless you are HAZMAT qualified/certified and have the entire array of HAZMAT suits and clean up materials.

This morning I made the mistake of placing my hand on top of the refrigerator while talking to my wife. When I withdrew it, my hand was cover with a blackish-gray greasy matter incrusted with a fuzzy substance. After an hour of laborious cleaning I deemed the kitchen safe for habitation. I am debating whether or not to pull out the refrigerator and look in the back where that little dust-collecting fan resides.

I’m having a hard time rationalizing the “what I don’t know won’t hurt me” argument.

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