Monday, August 8, 2011

The Big “D”…and I don’t Mean Dallas

After a seven-month separation…my wife returned home and began using the “D” word. I was taken aback…I never saw it coming. Things ran smoothly during her absence and I figured everything would be OK. I washed all the dishes by hand, never considering that thing under the cabinet. But now that she has returned, she has mentioned the “D” word several times. I think I see the writing on the wall. Tomorrow, I’m buying her that new Dishwasher. Yes, it’s long over due…all the racks are rusty and the drain backs-up leaving an odoriferous surprise for the next innocent victim who opens the door.

Thank you, Lord Jesus, for all the modern conveniences.
And thank you for a wonderful wife who knows how to use them.

Amen

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