Saturday, November 24, 2012

Thankgiving


As a horizontally challenged person I find the Thanksgiving holidays taxing in many ways.  With all the required eating, optional snacking and gratuitous tasting…it is impossible not to overindulge. 
Then there is that requirement to wear some nice shirt…making it impossible to sneak out into the garage and accomplish any odd job for fear of rebuke because of that inevitable telltale oil spot that appears in the middle of your Sunday shirt.
So...I am stuck with nothing to keep my hands busy except handing calories to my mouth.  In an effort to curtail that activity…I’ve restricted myself to the couch, watching mind numbing football while dozing in and out of consciousness.  

Happy Thanksgiving to one and all
I thank you, Lord Jesus, this is my call
For family, for food, and even football
I so much enjoy this time in the Fall.
Amen.

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