Tooth Fairy

(you might read "Keep your mouth shut" first, posted 3-10-2009)

Dear readers, thank you for your questions and comments:
Ed wrote:

Gene,
Since it was a baby tooth, I would like to know if the tooth fairy came?
Ed


Dear Ed
I am currently in negotiations with said Fairy. While the tooth in question was in fact a baby tooth it appears payment can only be made if said tooth has either fallen out of…or been removed physically from…the mouth (in its entirety) and left under pillow of the tooth’s owner or legal guardian. In this case a large portion of the aforementioned tooth did in fact leave the mouth or facial area but the root remains intact. Therefore this voids all fiduciary arrangements and agreements between said Fairy and participating baby/adolescent or in my case senior citizen.

It appears my only recourse is to appeal to the highest court in the land and hope for some sort of “bail out” or “stimulus payment” that will relieve my financial woes.

Thank you for your concern.


Yours truly,

Gene
Dentally challenged senior